Social networking secrets revealed!!!
•Post messages about how great your life is(actual greatness may vary)
•Stal... Ahem, I mean... Make sure to check up on all of your exs daily. We wouldn't want them to be doing anything we don't know about.
•get secretly depressed or openly combative when you find out someone else is doing better than you. Any little rumor will do, it's the thought that counts.
•add lots of people who look cool to your friends, it doesn't matter if you know them, this just boosts numbers(it's all a numbers game anyways)
•find the most talked about subjects and repost them... Get creative, pretend you have an opinion on the subject, or take a picture holding up a badly written sign, don't worry it doesn't have to be original, just find something someone else put a lot of thought into and copy it.
•make sure your about me page is full of huge pop icon references or indie things no one has heard of... Either one will make you seem mysterious or well-read. Be sure you make huge lists here, people won't actually read it, so write anything, just make sure it's really long.
•take lots of self portraits, especially with a bathroom mirror behind you. Add lots of effects to give it that special feel.

If you take these steps you will win at your favorite social network. It is a contest, right?